Wednesday, July 14, 2004

A MEME AND SATCHEL THE IDIOT MOTHERFUCKER

I'd hate to dirty this new perty layout with a hateful entry... oh who am I kidding.

Sometimes the hate I have reserved in that dick face's name is so overwhelming I actually am bothered by it. Bothered because I know I shouldn't hate anyone... but fuck all if I absolutely detest him with every fiber of my very being.

He asked me to do a shipment this morning, and I normally do them in the afternoon, right around lunch time so I can knock all that are waiting out at once. Well today I forgot. Big fucking woo. He made sure to tell me that I forgot when I came back from lunch and I apologized (I can be cordial you know) and asked if he had went ahead and shipped it. He gave me that blank perplexed sort of look that makes me want to kick him so hard in the balls that his fucking uncle feels it, and says "no". Only, it's not a regular no... it's a no said in a way like you are accusing an insolent 8 year old of saying the b-word. (When you fucking know he said the b-word but he's all pissed off that you would even ask.) Yeah, he said no that way. Like who the hell was I to even ask that. So I put on my nice face and said in my most syrupy tone 'Well, that's why you should know how to use the UPS system, in case I forget.' He didn't even answer, just turned around and walked away. Not 30 seconds later out of an office close to mine I heard one of my fellow haters say "hate.hate.hate.hate.hate.hate.hate." Amen brother.
Well, I rarely, if ever do them, but I kind of liked this one so what the hell.

Stolen from Sherry's blog. I am not supposed to use any answer more than once,I'll never be able to keep to that rule... this'll be hard!

1. What blogger inspired you to FINALLY start a blog?
My friend Nathan encouraged it, but I never really understood blogs or online journals at all until I started reading Uncle Bob, and Pamie. I don't really even read Pamie anymore... but U.B. is still on my daily reads list.

2. What blog do you visit the most often everday?
I visit most of my favorite blogs at least once every day. But there are a few who I occasionally will check on more than once, usually because I know they post more often than the norm. They are Rachel, Jennifer, and Ragan.

3. What blogger do you think you have the most in common with?
I don't know really, maybe Nessa, and Suzanne, Khara, and maybe even Ragan.


4. Which blog can you be sure will make you laugh hard?
Jane never fails to make me smile, and often it's an outright guffaw. I also giggle when reading Robyn and Nance. Tiny Coconut has some damn funny stories about her kids that leave me laughing too.

5. Which blogger leaves you the best/funniest comments?
I live for comments in general, and Mo never disappoints. Of course neither does Joy or Nessa or Jane ... there I go breaking the rules already.


6. What blogger do you wish would update more often?
Khara, Lana, Becky and Bonkrood. If I had my way, everyone would update daily!


7. Which blog do you wish more people would read?
Definitely Tiny Coconut and also Angela and of course Lori.


8. Which blog do you learn the most from?
Hmmm... I've learned A LOT more than I probably ever wanted to know from Emily... but that's what keeps me coming back I guess. I've also taken away a lot from the parenting blogs I read... such as like a baby, and The Berry and Moody Mama.

9. What blog is your newest addition?
Jenny also known as Jane's sister in law. Wordy and funny!

10. Who has been on your blogroll the longest?
Probably Amy and Uncle Bob.

11. Whose blogroll would you LOVE find yourself on?
You know, I am just tickled that people read me at all.. there isn't one person specifically that I wish read me.

12. Whose blogroll were you the happiest to find yourself on?
Again, Anyone who reads me is my bestest friend ever.

13. If you could write like any blogger, who would it be?
Oh man, there are a ton. I'd love to be in the same league as any of these gals: Angela, Jane, Eliza, Dooce, Erin, Robin, and of course TC.

14. What blogger are you the happiest you’ve met?
Sadly, I've never met any.

15. Which blog do you recommend the most?
Anything I've listed here today... read them. You won't regret it.

16. Who is the next person you’ll add to your blogroll?
I actually don't use blog roll because ... well, I don't know why. I don't plan on adding people, I add them when I feel like it. I have, however recently removed Someone. I don't even know why, but I think I added him because EVERYONE LOVES ROB. Um, not everyone. I don't dislike him, but I don't find myself checking in on him anymore, so that's why he got the boot.

17. Who is the blogger you hope to meet in real life?
Too many to name here... but more than that... there are some blogs I read just because I hate the person who writes them. It's true. I can't stand them and yet for some reason, the curiosity gets me every time. 99% of the blogs I do read are because I like the people... I don't know if I'd want to meet them and ruin my idea of them, and besides that, I don't think I'd have the balls.

18. Which blogger do you admire the most?
I don't know if I admire anyone specifically. Everytime someone has a baby I'm knee deep in envy... anytime someone's life seems happier than mine I'm also knee deep in envy. Lost weight? I WISH I WAS YOU!!! *sob*

19. Who would you trust with your blog while you were away?
Probably no-one. I hate guest entries, never read them EVER.

20. Which blog has your favorite design?
Anyone with movable type is my hero, I cannot figure that shizzle out.

21. How many blogs are on your blogroll(s)?
I don't have a blog roll, check here to see who I read.

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