Friday, January 16, 2004

SATCHEL IS A DOUCHEBAG

I don't feel like going into a long and drawn out explanation here, but yesterday Satchel saunters up to my desk with a piece of paper in his hand, cackling all the way. I ignore him at all costs, so I don't look up. He says "do you know who Tim E*yman is? I do know (a guy who is constantly fucking everything up for our taxes and shit here in Washington... well, that's the simple version. He's always coming up with new initiatives etc, very contreversial...yadda yadda yadda.) but I didn't want to get into a political discussion with him about it. So I said No. He cocked his fat little head and then cocked it the other way, mouth agape and staring at me. In fact he stared so long I debated fake coughing right into his face. The he says all slowly "YOU don't KNOW who Tim e*yman IS?" I sighed, stopped what I was doing and looked up. I snapped "no, and I don't care, what is he running for office or something?" He closed his eyes and took a breath... pretending to be all frustrated and whatever. Arrogant prick. Then he leans down and says to me in a very low, slow way "you know, you should really pay attention to things that affect you as a citizen." um, how about you go fuck yourself, I didn't say that though. What I did say is "hmm, well it doesn't interest me, therefore I.don't.give.a.shit.k?" I hate that motherfucker.

So the weird hits keep coming for the old journal here. Search engines have brought folks to my site looking for:
Leah Remini's feet,
Leah Remini's fat,
"leah remini wedding",
LEAH REMINI'S BIG ASS,
I want to see paris hilton's tape,
navy no calls in love,
leah remini's weight,
ally Hilfiger likes ugh boots

people are weird man, and apparently I must have mentioned L*eah R*emini's name somewhere. The hits just keep on comin'!

FRIDAY FIVE

1. What does it say in the signature line of your emails?

~Allison~

2. Did you have a senior quote in your high school yearbook? What was it? If you haven't graduated yet, what would you like your quote to be?

Yeah, it was a fortune I got in a fortune cookie when I was in the 8th grade. "Judge a man not by what he says but by what he does."

3. If you had vanity plates on your car, what would they read? If you already have them, what do they say?

I don't have them because I think they're gay. No offense if you have them, on an 81 rusty gold honda I just don't think they'd look good.

4. Have you received any gifts with messages engraved upon them? What did the inscription say?

Just one, for our first Christmas, Aaron gave me a pen with my name engraved on it. I LOVE IT!!!

5. What would you like your epitaph to be?

If I leave here tomorrow
Would you still remember me?
For I must be travelling on, now,
’cause there’s too many places I’ve got to see.

yes those are freebird lyrics. shut up.



Last weekend when I went to Holly's house, I fell in love with their kitty Greta. She is so soft and sweet, and though she likes to be held only on her terms, if you scratch her in the right spot she won't leave.



Ben has a hairball problem. (the shorthaired cat, go figure) occasionally his little problem requires a bit of medicine, and damn it to hell if he would rather die than eat it. I have to pry open his mouth and squeeze some of it in there.



He usually stays pissed at me for a while, and will shoot me withering looks as he licks and licks and licks.



I shouldn't even show this cluttered pigsty pic of our office before we gutted it and put a desk in there, etc. But this is it.



Yeah, there's still stuff out, but it was right after we were done and still putting shit away. It still looks about a million times better, and I love it!



he's one tough 'sumbitch.


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