Thursday, July 03, 2003

SQUINTY SQUINTY TWO BY FOUR

Man, I am squinting like crazy today; and I can't figure out why. And it's giving me a headache.

You know I keep reading about Suge Knight (head of Death Row Records) and how he was arrested AGAIN. This time for roughing up a parking attendant. Seriously, this guy would benefit from the Three strikes and you're out law. He's headed back to jail for like... the 13th time. Where did his mother go wrong?

So Aaron has the day off today. He is going to see T3 while I am at work. He asked me if I minded, and I all but insisted he go without me... actually I did insist that he go without me. I still can't believe I VOLUNTARILY sat through the Matrix reloaded. I will go see Bad Boys 2 though... but T3... not so much.

Apparently the US has offered25 million bucks for the capture of Saddam Hussein. You know, if I knew where he was, I would totally use that as leverage. 25 million? Hell no. I don't want anyone in my family (extended and otherwise) to have to pay taxes EVER again. I want an annual federal salary of about 4 mil. Due to increase with the rise of inflation. :-) That's all. I figure 4 mil is plenty... Aaron and I would never have to work again, we could give our families some money... vacays to Europe, South America... Carribean Cruises... man. I'll keep my eyes peeled ...



He's the cleanest boy in all the land.



I wish I had the picture of dipshit here having a heart attack when I screamed at him "GET OFF THE FUCKING COUNTER!" I laughed so hard I almost peed. Seriously though... get your nasty cat self off my clean counter. ugh.



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